Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 19:35:21 GMT -5
She was where she was supposed to be, wearing what was accepted with a bit of her own twist, and she was on time. Why did she feel so nervous then? Oh yeah, she was meeting the doctor she was going to learn almost everything from today. With that in mind...it was ok to feel a little bit nervous. Kim looked up and down the hall with her big blues and then sighed, tugging slightly on her long sleeves. Shaking her head slightly to move away a few stray hairs from her face, she did a little turn back and forth in front of Dr. House's office before stopping. "Ok...don't look like you're paranoid." She muttered to herself. Blinking once, she realized that she was also making herself look a bit unstable, talking to herself like that. This isn't going to go well... She thought with a small whine.
The fact that Dr. House hadn't shown up yet was also worrying. Was he late? Did something go wrong? Did he forget her? All of these things could go so wrong and completely ruin this first day. Suddenly Kim caught herself pacing again and she clentched her fists and forced herself to remain still. Breathing in and out slowly, she closed her eyes for a moment to calm herself. Stop freaking yourself out...everything is fine...you could even be a little bit early which is a good thing. Don't get so nervous and trip over your own feet. Dr. House is the best doctor in the hospital, it's a great chance to get a step up on your direction to become a doctor.
After that little mental pep-talk, Kim opened her eyes again and tucked her hands in her pockets. Dr. House would be along soon, and then things could get started. At least she would explode with worries. A small smirk came across her lips at the thought of her head suddenly popping open in a display of confetti.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 19:43:27 GMT -5
One by one, what next giraffes. He understood that he would have to deal with some rediculous plague of interns but what he didn't realize was that they all would be coming in individually. This wasn't an interview, if it was Greg would have just dismissed them before they even got a chance to humiliate themselves. He popped a couple of pills as he saw a raven-haired girl pop into his office. He was reminded distinctly of the movie birds and couldn't help but wonder if all the interns were just going to descend in once and peck out his eyes.
Or he could just avoid the situation all together by not pretending to be himself. Worked all the time. He limped easily into his office slipping his name-tag into his pocket. "Hey have you seen Dr. House around lately, I'm here to let him know that our current patient is doing just fine, great." He imbued a cheesy kind of sincerity that sent most people (himself included) running in the other direction. Hopefully the girl would follow. Cuddy would of course ask why the girl wanted to transfer, but hey Princeton could be bastards for only so long.
"Man he's never here I'd hate to have to work with him long term, thank god I'm only filling in. He's never on time, always makes terribly rude comments. Jesus christ what a bastard. I would hate to be his intern."
A nurse appeared at the glass tapping in. Damnit, if he didn't leave immeadiately his cover would be blown. "Well if you see him you could tell him for me that the patients doing just fine." He added on one more cheesy smile and went to hurry before the nurse could get into the office and blow the whole charade.
Just as he opened the door the nurse came in. "Dr. House it appears Dr. Cuddy wants you in your office."
Damnit.
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 19:54:31 GMT -5
When Kim heard someone come in, she turned and looked into the face of a man and smiled a bit, not sure if it was Dr. House or someone else just yet. When he started asking where Dr. House was, she mentally sighed and shrugged her sholders. "I guess he'll be in sooner or later...I'm not sure." She said, biting her bottom lip just once. Her blue eyes widened a bit when the man suddenly went into a mini tirade about how horrible Dr. House was. Never on time, rude comments, bastard? Oh....crap. That doesn't sound good. She thought with a wary smile at the guy. Sort of like a "What-the-crap-are-you-saying?" look.
Suddenly the man seemed a bit in a hurry and she didn't even get a chance to say "alright" before the guy was hobbling to the door as fast as he could. Kim raised an eyebrow at the guys eyebrow and shook her head, holding back the urge to roll her eyes. Freak... She thought with a mental chuckle.
Of course, the second the nurse spoke, Kim froze and was so glad that she had her back to the guy. Her was went into shock for a moment and then she silently mouthed "SH*T!!" before she turned around with a sweet smile plastered on her face. It only took her a second for her to completely re-vamp the whole scene in her mind and she crossed her arms and smiled with amsuement at Dr. House. Apparently he wasn't lying about the bastard part. She though with an inward laugh.
"So...Dr. House." She said with a pleasant voice. "Wonderful to meet you, I've only heard the best." And that would what someone could call the epitomy of sarcasim.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 20:03:41 GMT -5
"Tell her she can wait on the sex, godamn twice in one day." He muttered to himself and then turned around to the girl without skipping a beat. "Jeeze these administrator types so demanding, I'd suppose you'd know all about that being an intern." He offered her a lewd wink, secretly thinking wishing she would just go away. There has to be some way to get people to not want to work with you, he thought.
Sighing he looked her up and down and hobbled back into the room and popped another pill for good measure spending at least thirty minutes making sure that it landed square in his mouth with a good toss. "So you're an intern here, didn't big bad Dr. Cuddy tell you that Dr. House eats interns for breakfast and that if you bribe her with various "things"," here he put up his hands to make quotation marks, "you could get a better doctor for your mentor."
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 20:12:46 GMT -5
"Mmm..." She said non-committedly at his comment about Administators. Kim almost didn't want to believe that this was the guy they had put her under. Please tell me this is some twisted joke that they play on the interns...please. She pleaded silently. After watching him try to toss the pill him his mouth for who knows how long, Kim felt slightly downcast. He was the best doctor the hospital had?
Well, then again, plently of genius people were a bit on the strange side. But did it have to be the cranky/strange side with this guy?
Kim raised an eyebrow at Dr. House when he started talking about getting a diffrent mentor, and then the grande truth hit her. The jerk didn't want an intern, and he was doing everything possible to get her to transfer! What a load of crock! Finally seeing what he was up to, Kim tilted her head to the side and smiled a little bit. "I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to eat me, I'm not one of the better inturns to digest." She commented with a sweet smile.
Yeah, disgest this buddy, I'm not going anywhere! She thought with a stubborn set of mind. "Besides, I'm not really in the mood for doing 'things'," She also pulled the little comment finger thing he did, "For better positions. It feels sort of like...well, sucking up." She said lightly, sitting down in one of the chairs.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 20:24:28 GMT -5
She looked appropriately dismayed House thought with a smirk. Finally someone sensible enough to see a jack-ass and run-away. No more of this I want to help you because I am a needy-ness vampire. Just as he was ready to offer himself a victory pill he watched her with narrowness take the crossed-arm stance. Great, just great. She was on the offensive, the I'm stronger than he his and a tough girl at that. Bullshit. Couldn't she just save him the time of making her miserable. Noticing her response with almost physical pain House grimaced, guess not.
He had an idea, wickedly he limped from behind his desk and sat down on his computer and began clicking things. "You might be hard on my digestive tract, spikey hair and all," he looked at her layered waves with a bit of contempt. Anyone who bothered paying more than nessary for a haircut did not deserve his attention.
"And I can think of many "positions" that don't involve "sucking up"." Sexual Harrassment. No. She was choosing to be here, she was not being paid by him so it wasn't his fault if she was a masochist by wanting to spend more time than nessary with him. "Here," he tapped his screen to show his email, and his junk email at that. "Your first duty as my err slave no I suppose intern /is/ the more professional term and we do want to be appropriate don't we."
He began to whirl his cane in one hand. Yes she wouldn't last a week. "Sort through all the junk mail and delete anything about male-enhancement and leave the rest."
It didn't matter he would delete it all by the end of the week, but he would be killing two birds with one stone, he would annoy her and get her out of his hair while he auctually worked on solving cases. Can't have the interns auctually learn now can we?
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 20:33:51 GMT -5
Kim shrugged slightly when he started on her and his digestive track. "I suppose you could get some stool softener and make it easier on yourself." No one got away with making fun of her hair without being scathed. Not even the infamous Dr. House.
She held back a laugh when he started trying to make her uncomfterble with all of his sexual comments. Who did this guy think he was? One thing was for certin, he didn't know Kim. If he did, he wouldn't have kept on such a pricky track and made her even more detimined to stick around just to see him have a melt-down from the fact that there was one person in the world that he couldn't beat down with his comments. "I'm not really into licking toes either." She said carelessly, stretching her arms over her head and watching him click away on his computer.
When he tapped his screen and told her to delete the "selective" choice of e-mails, Kim smiled sweetly. "That's it? Are you sure you don't need them for later referance? I've heard that doctors like to keep well in-formed." She answered, coming over to his computer and then looking down at his screen.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 20:44:55 GMT -5
Great. A stubborn as hell girl who had a tongue to match her hair style. House didn't want to digest either. He turned around at her apparent compliance with his wishes. Whatever, she would break soon, if not now that later. Nobody lasted through this much animosity from Gregory House, not even Wilson. Eventually she would have to strike back and when she did he would have the right to fire her, or dismiss her or whatever you did with interns. It wasn't his fault that Princeton insisted on giving him faulty interns now was it?
"Don't need to worry about side-affects for a product I don't need to use, you can keep them for your boyfriend though if you'd like." He waved his hand and then popped another pill more for fortification than enjoyment. "And yes that's all for now." Lovely. He pivoted and exited the office leaving the birdie to file through his junk-mail.
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 20:53:15 GMT -5
Kim widened her eyes for a second and started clicking away at his e-mail. "Didn't realize that we checked patients that closely." She said softly, removing all un-wanted from the House mail. She was oblivous to the fact of how many pills he had been taking, but why did it matter to her anyways? It's not like she was the one who was in the greatest concern for his health at the moment. When she clicked the delete button, Kim turned around and tapped her fingers on her legs for a bit before looking over at her....mentor.
"So is there anything else I can really do? Possibly around the area of learning something important to a hospital." She hinted bluntly, leaning back in the chair and swirling back and forth a little bit. "Or shall I just wait until Dr. Cuddy comes along with you?" Not the supreme idea....but it really appeared that she was going to have to go through heck before House started teaching her something. And she was bound to learn something, even if she was transfered in the end.
Not that that was a bad idea....
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 21:01:33 GMT -5
Dr. House looked to the heavens and gave a great sigh. He turned around and looked at her again, wishing she would just shut up and do something pointless, or leave. House really liked the later option but there was really no way around it, she was sticking around. Sometimes he really hated his own reputation. He looked at the file he was holding briefly, "I wasn't aware your boyfriend was a patient of ours and had aids." So much for the confedentiality thingy.
"If you really want to be productive you could go find mommy all by yourself and practice that sucking up you don't do," he said roughly. "No if you excuse me I have to go treat people, hospital and all." He sighed and with his cane grabbed the door behind him and swung the glass pane in the intern's face. He had never even asked for her name. Mm, oh well.
He pulled out her I.D to her from the other side of the pane and mouthed "Hospital, not school," in big overexaggerated movements and began to limp off, hoping that he could finally make his get-away this time.
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 21:11:30 GMT -5
Kim rolled her eyes when he started up on the sucking up again, and she narrowed her eyes at his back when he started towards the door. Standing up in a smooth movement, she started towards the door and then she took a small step back and he swung the door behind him. Oh like that's not childish! She thought indigently. When he pulled his I.D. back out and mouthed at her from the other side of the pane, Kim glared at his retreating back and then when he was almost gone, she stuck out her tongue at him.
A passing nurse stared at her for a second and Kim smiled weakly and turned back around, crossing her arms and then sighing softly. "Jack*ss." She muttered under her breath, looking around the room for a moment and then throwing her hands up in the air. "What am I doing in here!?" She yelled at herself, and then she whipped around and started down the hall after Dr. House.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 21:25:58 GMT -5
It appeared he had a stalker. As he meandered over to a patients room he began to slowly and carefully take the more labryinthin passages trying to lose her until he was far from his intended destination but in fact in the maternity ward. He slithered between a couple of pregnate woman on his escape to the elivator from there he could take it wherever he damned please and the intern wouldn't have the faintist idea where he was going. Safe.
He looked behind him and simoltaniously bumped into an overwrought pregnat woman about to go into labor. "Somebody get her a room," he yelled avoiding being stalled into the postion of delivering a baby. Dr. House had done many things in his time but deliver a child was not and he hoped would not be one of them. He turned around to see the girl. "You, help her.' He commanded at the girl. This would have to end the pursuit for once and for all.
But House didn't look back to check if she was right merely kept plodding along making sure to avoid anymore whale-women in disguise.
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 21:45:19 GMT -5
For a guy who couldn't walk all that well, he was moving pretty d*mned fast through this hospital. Kim skidded past a nurse who was carrying a rather large pile of papers and almost knocked a few of them over, but she paused for just a second to steady and the pile and smile at the nurse before hurrying after so said Speedy-Doctor. He moved about and slithered through crowds well enough, except for when it came to the maternity ward. For a good reason, these women needed a little bit more room and took it with or without someone's consent.
Dr. House apparently wasn't aware of this fact, and bumped into a woman very close to labor. He yelled around the room and one of the nurses were coming before he suddenly snapped at her to come help and she came close before being shooed away by a nurse. "Don't bother dear, I've got her. Just try not to bump into anymore of the paitents." The nurse said, raising an eyebrow at Kim as if she had been the whole who had almost knocked over a pregnant woman. "But I..." She said, but cut herself off when she saw the look the nurse gave her. Better to not mess with this lady....she seemed capable enough to deal with interns.
Backing away, Kim looked up to see Dr. House getting dangerously close to the elevator, and she exhaled sharply in her frustration. Taking a fast route, she weaved around the pregnant women and was once again on the Doctors tail. "Not getting away that easy." She muttered.
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Post by Dr. House on Jan 4, 2007 22:08:30 GMT -5
He didn't look back to check that the girl was taken care of but instead just kept walking, even slowed his pace a little. He pressed the button on the elavator, auctually ironically enough travelling to the level that his patient was on. If there was anything that he felt a little kinship to it was without a doubt the elavator which kept him from going through unnessary pain every day.
He began to twirl his cane thinking him self completely in the clear he was only mildly frustrated that the elavator was taking such a long time. Easily he began to whistle to himself the beginning to "Baba O' Rielly" a song by The Who. Yes, now that the intern was taken care of his mood had improved greatly.
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Kim Bellum
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Post by Kim Bellum on Jan 4, 2007 22:20:58 GMT -5
Aparantly the doctor thought he had taken care of her. Kim came up behind him in the hall, seeing him slow down and start to even enjoy his little walk. Hmpf...can't even give me the benefit of the doubt that I can keep up. She thought, rolling her blue eyes once more. He stopped in front of the elevator, and Kim came up close behind him, keeping completely silent and even lowering her breathing. If she was finally going to let him know that he hadn't gotten rid of him, then she was going to have doing it. She stood directly behind him, pretending to twirl an imaginary cane as the elevator took it's sweet time. Crossing her arms as he started to whistle his little song, recodnized the song from The Who. Oh....what was the name of that song?
A small ding announced the elevator and the doors slide easily open. Smiling her sweet smile, Kim kept in step with Dr. House and waited for the second when he would turn around and find out that his worst nightmare had finally come true: An intern who never went away!!!
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